Wednesday, February 15, 2006

The Makings of a Perfect Day

My bro Gags and I once sat down and compiled a list of things that would constitute a perfect day.The following is what we eventually came up with. It is infact completely exhaustive and probably too good to be realistic but what the heck.

Here it is.. the recipe for the perfect day.

1.You got to have summer for it to be a perfect day. So imagine a hot summer afternoon.

2.You can't be outdoors on such a day, can you? So picture yourself indoors.

3.You should'nt have any pending chores to do. You cant have a perfect day if you got work on your mind.

4.You got to be lying down in bed with a television set at the foot of the bed.

5.The fan has to be on, turned up to the max and you got to have a ligth bed-sheet to cover yourself with. Make sure its not too thick.You must have 2 pillows under your head to prop it up. How else are you gonna be able to watch the telly?

((I know this sound great already but trust me... read on. Its gonna get better!))

6.Imagine youself wearing a banian (sleeveless vest) and shorts. The banian HAS to have a small hole in it. (Gagan and I have a good laugh everytime we think about this.)

7. Next, there has to be a cricket match playing on the telly. Perferably an India vs Pakistan World Cup final with India playing at its best; Sachin at strike and hitting sixes off every alternate delivery.

8.Now picture a bowl of cold watermelon slices by your side. Yum! This actually goes well with point 1. coz you don't get watermelon here in the winter and no other fruit will do ;)

9.Last but definitely not the least, it has to be a holiday. Not an official holiday like a sunday but something like a Republic day which comes once a year in the middle of the week and gives everyone a much needed break.


Now any one of these points on its own would be great. But when taken together, they result in a winning combo.So there you have it.An amazingly perfect day!

5 comments:

_dirtboy said...

1.Banian wit the hole.. Hmm.. Better ventilation?
2.I prefer alcohol to the melon
3.I would rather see germany kick brazil's ass in soccer finals.
And btw, you dint mention that its a perfect day for guys only(too difficult doin it for both the sexes?).Anyways,Thanks bro.

Sudeep said...

yay... i wish this happens everyday.. but no then it will lose the appeal

btw, abhinav a gal wearing a sleeveless Rupa (company not tht gal around the block) banian n tht too with a hole might not be palatable to some.. so better we guys enjoy the perfect day

thnx for dropping by dude.. c ya around!

FifthBeatle said...

Dude!! tht's just an ok-ish, not-to-bad day!! I *could* put up what would consist of the perfect day over here - but i doubt you'd want the details on your blog [what with "family environment" and all that crap!] !!

Switchblade said...

Well it all boils down to what your definition of perfect is ;)

Skinniyah said...

Sit at home and watch TV... perfect day? MAN you guys are easily pleased. Sala kaamchors.